"What do you think qualifies you to be a good sperm donor?""Well I never killed anyone."
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Birthday: 8/10/1985
Gender: Male


Interests: I like lots of stuff and open to new things, but a short list would be: music (TOOL, Smashing Pumpkins, Flogging Molly, and others), movies (Nightmare Before Christmas, Indianda Jones, and Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail to name a few...), interesting theories on life, asian cultures, anime, history, video games, funny stuff, and girls.
Expertise: Im pretty good at making people laugh with the use of my wacky antics and phrases. Also I have the ability to totally change the subject of any conversation to another topic at random.
Occupation: Other
Industry: Other


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AIM: OniMaui


Member Since: 11/25/2004

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Friday, June 30, 2006

Ninjas rock, but they dont watch anime

 Real Ninjas? http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=4f36f7a30d2c98407b8902a0f39b5ae0.509105

 

I saw a truck today with a bumper sticker that reads "racing makes my dick trickle"; yay american racing fans for making me feel smarter than what i am...

 

 


Sunday, June 11, 2006

Hmmm......

So i havent made a new one of these in so long...does anyone still do this?...who even reads mine anymore?


Wednesday, January 04, 2006

So here's a cat that saved the day by dailing 911: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10663270/?GT1=7538


Sunday, January 01, 2006

So does anyone do this Xanga thing anymore?


Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Currently Listening
Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
By Smashing Pumpkins
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Oh no....

"Britney Spears has helped husband Kevin Federline multiply and replenish the earth"

They f'n make it sound like she needs to get a fucking medal for it....Christ save us all....

 

ITS MADE OF PEOPLE!!!



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